I’m weighing in to the over or under argument.
Over, not under.
Right, got it?
In case you haven’t, coming soon to a loo near you – and you know who you are – is my probably soon not to be patented – toilet roll holder accessory that simply makes it impossible to hang your toilet paper by the wall and be able to get any paper when you need it. It enforces the God-endorsed (in a personal revelation – prove me wrong!) configuration of toilet paper hanging over the top of the roll toward you, rather than the heretical and abhorrent alternative.
Dear Daddikins,
Christine says to tell you you’re insane.
I disagree. Over FTW.
Love, your pretty daughter Miriam.
*As opposed to your ugly daughter, Ronalda, who we keep tied up in the backyard to avoid unpleasantness.
She, at least, does not reveal family secrets! Fie!